venerdì 28 marzo 2008

La mamma dei cretini è...


Se è vero che la mamma dei cretini è sempre incinta, è mai possibile che i cretini li incontro tutti io? Che sono tutti o quasi sulla mia strada?

Mi spiego.

23 Aprile: Lavoro al ristorante, che rimane aperto solo per pranzo, così il cretino 1 che deve fare il turno la sera si incazza del fatto che a pranzo ci sono io con un altro amico e non lui, e dice che casomai recupererà un mio turno! al che i proprietari gli dicono che non c'è nessun turno da recuperare!...inizia la sua ira...

Intanto io avverto che domenica 30 purtroppo non posso lavorare perchè lavoro in un' altro posto...mica vado alle giostre! Ah dimenticavo, io avverto il 22! l'altro secondo cretino mi dice che non sa se mi può sostituire perchè non sa se ha la macchina e quindi non sa se può venire, così io dico ok, cmq fatemi sapere se il cretino num 1 può...rimaniamo però che io avrei dovuto fare il turno il sabato, anzichè la domenica..

28 Aprile: Arrivo al lavoro puntualissima, sistemo tutto e prima di sederci a mangiare mi arriva la pugnalata!...La mamma dei cretini ha partorito di nuovo!!

La proprietaria mi dice" Romina ma tu domenica per che ora pensi di finire?" al che rispondo" Guarda Pina io penso che per le 5 30 sono libera, perchè?...domanda che non dovevo fare, ma me ne accorgo troppo tardi, " No perchè D. ( Il cretino 1)ha detto che lui non copre il turno di nessuno e che quindi non ti sostituisce"...non vi dico che rabbia, il bastardo per ripicca non mi sostituisce!!...ma allora sei proprio uno stronzo! Continuando la discussione scopro che lo stronzo come se non bastasse ha detto che si fanno i turni in base ai miei impegni, che io lecco i proprietari!! Ma allora sei proprio una testa di cazzo!!!

Ma come!! I turni li facciamo in base al tuo di lavoro, ovvero andare a 34 anni a vendere i profumi! che sei tu il primo che lecca i proprietari, che ogni volta che lavori bisogna starti appresso perchè non sei capace, che sei talmente tirchio che per venire a lavoro per non consumare la benzina cammini a folle! Tu che appena c'è un minuto libero, fregandotene di tutto e di tutti , ti fumi una sigaretta, tu che se prendi il caffè, ti dimentichi sempre che ci sono pure gli altri!...cioè bue che dice cornuto all' asino!! Per non parlare poi del cretino 2, che è il cugino! E allo ra signori la stronzaggine è una malattia genetica!! ma è stato più furbo ha detto semplicemente che non poteva:

Ora mi hanno "imposto" il silenzio, ovvero fare finta di niente, ingoiare il rospo, fare pippa!!...per il quieto vivere.

Così mentre mi viene l'ulcera, l'unica consolazione che ho è che la mia coscenza è pulita, che sò che in due anni di lavoro non avrei potuto fare di meglio, sò che l'ignoranza si mortifica con il silenzio! ....Ma quanto vorrei prenderli a calci in culo!!!!!!!!!

N.B. Mi scuso per le parolacce, ma quando ce vò ce vò!

N.B2: Mi scuso se in qualche modo ho offeso coloro che vanno a vendere i profumi, vi stimo molto, ma uno stronzo con una valiggetta di profumi e la cravatta è sempre uno stronzo!!!

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